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(Don't Come) Home for the Holidays

by Trashbag Ponchos

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Verse 1: I used to like the holidays but now I'm not so sure Since you left your presents just don't have the same allure I don't wanna see you or your stupid fucking tree So don't you call my parents or come crawling back to me Chorus: Merry Christmas, go fuck yourself I can celebrate the holidays all by myself With a bottle of whisky and my elf on the shelf I don't need your loving honey, I can please myself Verse 2: Every single holiday it always ends the same Getting drunk on eggnog while we play these stupid games Just this year, I'll spread my cheer alone, cause I'm a dick! And I hope Saint Nick comes down the chimney and hits you with a brick! Chorus Bridge: I don't wanna open your presents I don't wanna light up your tree I don't wanna be with your parents While they sit around and talk shit about me

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Happy holidays, play this for your ex.

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released December 24, 2020

Trashbag Ponchos is:

Cole Juckette
Luke Glassman
Andreas Miles-Novelo
Eric Larson

Lyrics and Music by Cole Juckette
Recorded, Mixed, and Mastered by Tyler Dreher
Album Art by Kelsie Rotert
A Del Rio Records Production

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Trashbag Ponchos Lincoln, Nebraska

We play folk-punk jams in Nebraska.

Cole Juckette - Vocals/Mandolin/Percussion

Andreas Miles - Guitar/Vocals

Luke Glassman - Bass/Vocals

Eric Larson - Vocals/Uke/Harmonica/Trumpet
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